omgs:

suctioning:

im about to make a post stay tuned

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just-gypsy-caroline:

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.

gwenstafuckme:

It ain’t gonna suck itself

gwenstafuckme:

It ain’t gonna suck itself

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

jadethemerman:

People reblog this as a joke but this is so inspiring

jadethemerman:

People reblog this as a joke but this is so inspiring

florizer:

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

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